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Posted by Nola L. Kelsey
Patience may be a virtue, but laughter is the only way to survive goat milking. You can strive for the perfect fencing. You must aim for good nutrition. But, donÂt kid yourself. When it comes to milking, you do not get the last word.
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Posted by David Leonhardt
"Where are your bananas?" It seemed like a logical question to
ask. For all of my forty trips around...
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Posted by Greg Gagliardi
This column is long overdue. To put it in library terms, which I guess I already did (but Id like to elaborate), this column is like checking out a book in 1998 but not returning it until yesterday. And by yesterday, I really mean tomorrow. This analogy will only grow as time continues because yesterday and tomorrow are both relative terms. I cant wait until the space creatures read this in the year 2577. Maybe they will e-mail me when they do, just so I feel like my previous sentence came with a purpose...
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Posted by Brandon Mendelson
I woke up early one Saturday afternoon due to the incessant ringing of my phone. I do not have a lot of time to sleep during the week, so when it gets to the weekends, I try to sleep as much as possible. Biologically you can't really "catch up" on lost sleep, but your mind thinks you did, and if your mind thinks you caught up on sleep then that is all that really matters. So when my face hits the pillow on a Friday night, damn the thing that decides to wake me up.
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Posted by Mark Reiley
HARRISBURG, Pa.-In what is sure to be the biggest courtroom clash since the last one, a class action suit had been filed in federal court against the Dover Area School Board for not allowing the teaching of Intelligent Design in school science classes. The twist? This time, its the monkeys themselves bringing the suit.
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Posted by Regenia G. Butcher
Sometimes, it's not easy to find or agree on a name for your
baby. It's unfortunate that parents can't...
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Posted by Bill Dollar
Looking up this week from getting a reggae backing to sound like St Ann rather than St Felicity, I spotted...
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Posted by Kenneth Hoffman
Hair is where you find it. My favorite hair salon name, "A Cut Above" contains several hidden meanings. I stopped going to a barber when a ten minute shearing cost twenty dollars plus tip. Now my wife hacks away every two weeks, turning my shirts into an itchy torture chamber and leaving little red scissor spots on my ear lobes. I daren't say anything critical or I'll be back at the barbershop in a minute.
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